The Short-a-Week Project is on Hiatus!

As if you couldn't tell...

Still writing that feature film...

And doing other things...like:



:)

-Eric

Howard pitches a short about Coffee Bean

Howard: I thought of a great short while I was in the bathroom at Coffee Bean.
Eric: What it's about?
Howard: It's about going to the bathroom at Coffee Bean.
Eric: Sounds...great?
Howard: The guy would really have to go to the bathroom, but then he goes in and finds out it's for customer's only.
Eric: Go on.
Howard: But there's a line, and he has to wait as two people in front of him order the most complicated coffee drinks ever. And then the girl in front of him orders a tea, but then that becomes complicated too.
Eric: And then you get up there and order a water. And the bathroom key.
Howard: I don't buy water.
Eric: Never?
Howard: Never. But if you wanted to do it for dramatic purposes, that's fine.
Eric: Thanks.
Howard: So, you like it?
Eric: Yeah, let me just call up a Coffee Bean and get the filming rights.
Howard: Cool.
Eric: I was joking.
Howard: Oh.
Eric: It's still a good idea, though.
Howard: Thanks.
Eric: It might be a while before we do it.
Howard: That's okay.
Eric: Meanwhile, I'm going to post about it on the website.
Howard: Are you recording this?
Eric: No. I'm going to have to wing it from memory.
Howard: Yeah, like I can't imagine you saying this about winging it from memory.
Eric: Yeah, that part will have to be made up.
Howard: Cool.

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Coming Soon: Jack and The Coffee Bean Bathroom

The Handicapped Bathroom Stall - A Short Film About a Guy Who is Harassed by a Paraplegic for Taking a Handicapped Stall - Man, Titiles Can be Long..

Subject of the next short: Handicapped paraplegic fumes when the only stall taken is the handicapped stall - taken by a guy who is not handicapped.

Needs:
Script
Actors
Camera
DP
Sound Equipment
Location

We'll be checking these things off as we go along...

I hope.

The Short-a-Week Project will return

Meanwhile, the plan is to make some DVDs of our "best" shorts so far.

Don't you want to watch them on your big-ol TV? So do we.

Look for a Comedy DVD and a non-Comedy DVD in time to stuff the stockings.

And look for new shorts in Feb. 2009, when we start up again.

Speaking of which, do you act? Have you written a short? Let us know. Send headshots and scripts to shortaweek@gmail.com

Don't have a headshot or script? Take / write one! Both are easy!

The Short-a-Week Project is on Hiatus

After 27 weeks, 26 shorts + a promotional video and interview, the Short-a-Week Project is officially on break.

But never fear.

We're returning in 2009 with brand new short films!

If you haven't seen all of the films, scroll down and check them out on the right side of the page...

See ya next year!

(Got an idea/script for a short? Want to be in one / help out in any way? Let us know! Email - shortaweek@gmail.com)

:)

Lessons learned in this first half of the project

Below are some lessons learned, which also may provide good justification for why we must go on hiatus right now (but to return in 2009!)

Lessons Learned from doing 26+ shorts for The Short-a-Week Project:

-I'm pretty good at writing, editing, and soundtrack supervising

-I'm OK at directing

-I'm BAD at producing, lighting, sound, kraft servicing


Other lessons:

-If you do a short film every week, your real work may pass you by in this race called "life," and you'll have to start catching up in October.

-Cameras cost a lot of money and should not be purchased used on Ebay

-Producing is hard. Did I mention that? It's surprisingly difficult to arrange times when actors are available.

-Sound recorders and mics are necessary, and worth saving for. So start saving.


Things that will happen in 2009:

-New camera. The shorts will look good.

-New microphone. The shorts will sound good.

-Planned shoots - The shorts will have a scheduled day and time to shoot.

-Start looking for actors early. Like, two weeks before the planned day and time.

-Be at least three shorts ahead of schedule.


Possible things that will happen in 2009:

-Auditions
-Recruit a Director of Photography...or two.
-Group writing sessions
-More craigslist ads for short scripts and actors
-More fun?
-More fun!

etc.
etc.

see ya in 2009!

Week 27 - Mutant - A Short Film

This week The Short-a-Week Project brings you "Mutant."

Mutant - A short film about a guy who believes he is indestructible.

Starring Lawrence Long

Written and Directed by Lawrence Long and Eric Myers

Based on a concept by Lawrence Long

In other words, Lawrence gets all the credit / blame for this one.

Enjoy!


"Mutant"

One reason for the slowing enthusiam...

We used to have a Canon GL1

But it didn't work that well.

So it was returned.

But the owner did not yet return the money.

The battle with Ebay and Paypal and the seller continues.

It has been over two months.

Frustration ensues.

Producing and Editing are the Biggest Headaches in the world, like bigger than the worst hangover.. man, i didn't know titles could be this long?!?

Not sure if pawning of some producer duties to Lawrence is going to work. Didn't work last week, haven't heard from Lawrence today - guessing there is no shoot this evening. Don't blame him - it's surprisingly hard to get actors together in such short notice...for a short.

Which leaves us with one short in the can, three written and waiting to be shot, and a bunch of ideas for shorts.

Also:

Apologies for the delay in posting "Three Fries." Final Cut Express ain't to be trifled with.

Ahhhhh, and now I have to do "real" work.

Can you feel the tension? How many more weeks will the Short-a-Week Project last?

Stay tuned.

Week 27 - Three Fries

If you've been waiting for the new short instead of reading how Sarah Palin was found guilty abusing her powers, my apologies.

Okay, so without further ado, we bring you "Three Fries," a short about a stranger who just wants a couple fries.

Starring Lawrence Long, written and directed by Eric based on an idea by Kim Hsu (and you'll see there ain't much to the writing, so perhaps we can just say co-written by Kim Hsu...)

Now, really, without further ado (seriously)

"Three Fries"